“Being a Montreal Expos fan is a frustration like no other.” With the news of the (very unlikely) possibility of baseball returning to Montreal for half a season annually, Pesach finds some old wounds suddenly reopened, and he shares years of baseball trauma with the Baseball Rabbi audience. Scott also opines why teams relocating is almost inevitably illegitimate (in an obvious attempt to sweet-talk the hordes of St. Louis Browns fans). And Mike Trout reaches 5000 PAs… so what players at 5000 PAs were most similar to him?